|The Key West Hemingway Fest|
|Sexy, Delicious Murder|
Maybe delicious key lime pie.
I'm trying to think more of the bangs and less of the pie because my friend is getting married in Key West this May, and I want to look as smoking as the gun in Humphrey Bogart's hand.
But dieting is hard, you guys!
I mean, people do some crazy things to motivate themselves.
|Who's got two thumbs and a rockin' american bod?|
|Don't munch on me.|
Well I need my own external motivation - something that will hurt no one but myself if I fail. And that is why I'm vowing to post a picture of myself in a bikini on May 13. You heard it here first, folks.
On May 13, this blog will have either a slamming or sickening photo of me in a bikini.
|This is the actual bikini!|
|Pretty sure all these women|
have thousands of babies.
Well I wanna be there when my daughter gets married! I want to play with my grandchildren, too. But shit! First I have to meet a man and have that daughter.
|I'll miss you!|
And to do that -- no more key lime pie for me.
Care to share what you're doing to drop the pounds?